Well, I'm sad to report that I am going through a painful breakup. And though I don't blame anyone – these things happen – I must admit I was a little blindsided by it all.
I mean, we've had our problems. God knows we come from very different worlds, but I had just gotten comfortable in our routines, confident in what we were to each other. Last night, I went to bed thinking all was fine. We'd had a very public spat earlier in the day. My entire office watched as I cursed at screamed and was met with a series of grunts and sighs. But in the end, we both settled down and things went back to normal.
But when I woke up this morning things had changed. I don't know, maybe there was a lot of thinking over night. Maybe I had misjudged the seriousness of our disagreement. Because when I was having my first cup of coffee this morning, I noticed that anything I did was WRONG. Nothing I said seemed matter. There was one really nasty message to me, pointing out the many errors of my ways.
Before I had time to react, my Mac Book Pro had packed all its shit, moved out and changed the locks. And so I am left trying to pick up the pieces of my life, wondering what's next. Honestly, I'd thought we'd stay together for the software and accessories. Where do I go now?
1 comments:
There's a reason why I am anti-Mac. Thank you for proving my theory correct.
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