"Guess What's Wrong With That Baby" – Shower attendees try and figure out what the mother did to cause a myriad of birth defect. Crack baby anyone?
"Pass the Fetus" – Sort of like Hot Potato but with much higher stakes.
"Name That Chromosome Deficiency" – It might look like Downs, but its really something much more obscure!
"Who's the Daddy?" – Everyone picks from a pool of family and friends. Whoever guesses the correct paternity wins. If the husband is the father of the child, then the mother wins.
And our personal favorite:
From the makers of "Operation" we bring you "Abortion." Instead of a tiny pair of tweezers to pull crap out, you have a tiny coat hanger.
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(Okay, looks keep a sense of humor people. Its all in good fun. No hate mail, please. Or risk being the next person I disassemble piece-by-piece.)
5 comments:
have you no heart? this is so hurtful.
She's got a heart. And right now, it's set on making you cry.
I'm pretty sure anonymous wouldn't like my midget humor either. I'm so SAD!
You forgot "Name that disappointment" when shower guests guess how badly this child will screw up his/her life. Will she end up on the stripper pole while her brother has an "accident" in the meth lab? Only time will tell. I mean, let's be reasonable. Not everyone goes to Harvard and someone has to work at Wendy's.
And before anyone says anything, I happen to be 5 months pregnant and have a sense of humor. Sometimes we must laugh to keep from vomiting.
Figured you would get some hate mail on this one.
big daddy
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