Bang!

The hubs sent me a video that was so funny I nearly choked to death at my desk on a cracker when I watched it.


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After I calmed myself from laughing so hard I got a case of the vapors, I watched the video two more times.

All I could think was: If I were that had been the Aggie, throwing firecrackers under my chair while I held a loaded gun, I probably wouldn't have dropped it ran screaming. My knee jerk reaction would have been to spin around and return fire. Then I would have spent the rest of the day explaining to the cops why I just shot my husband at close range 17 times.

Then they would have confiscated the video, watched it at the station (and at the subsequent Christmas parties) and concluded, "The dude had it coming." But because shooting someone 17 times can't be an accident, I probably would have been sent before the grand jury for indictment. Thus, I would have spent the next months in the county jail because with busy caring for his gunshot wounds there would be no one to bond me out.

Eventually I would be "no billed" by the grand jury and able to return to my life -- a life that would consist of countless hours at home alone with dogs, which now hate me for shooting their daddy. Instead of "hussy," Sonny the Pug would call me "assassinator," and I'd spend countless hours trying to bleach the patio and sharpening the shank I fashioned while in the clink (I'd use it to cut the gauze for his bandages.) Meanwhile, the Aggie would be focusing on recuperating and trying to decide if he still could love someone who is now known within our circle of friends as "Trigger."

Yes, this video is funny, but no I don’t think it this practical joke falls into the category of Good Ideas.