8/12/08

The Aggie responds to Joyce K.

Dear Joyce,

I would like to thank you for writing Momma Pug. It's nice to have the opportunity to kick the rhetorical shit out of a moron who plainly deserves it after a lousy day at the office.

For one thing, we don't have to ask what would happen if someone called my wife "ugly and fat and stupid." You did it, which makes you an utterly hypocritical bitch. Also, my wife is no "trained beauty advisor" who actually looks like Dracula's somewhat annoyed stepmother.

I really hate Internet pontificators, which is why I avoid bullshit websites like The Huffington Post. When they come to casa de Pug, I find it to be intrusive. I would not come into your house (or blog) and tell you how to act. But, since you stopped by, I'll take this opportunity to do it anyway.

It takes a lot of nerve to come out and show your "superiority" in the fashion you did. In this case, "nerve" comes from the French, and can translate to "incredible Fing stupidity." You sound like a person who has enough time to surf obscure Web sites because you have no friends because, oddly enough, everyone hates your freaking guts. Can't imagine why.

Nobody likes a snitch. Nobody likes a whiner. Nobody likes a holier-than-thou attitude. You're a whining snitch with a holier-than-thou attitude, which means that, if you have children, they probably hate you. I guess that means they have something in common with yours truly.

Judge not, lest ye be judged. Well, since you have already bared your (probably ample) ass, I'll take the opportunity to judge you. You suck. And I'm not even the Russian judge.

Hope to hear from you again,
The Aggie

1 comments:

Tree said...

Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!