Annyong and Mysterious Death of Lucky the Cat

Remember how I was going to tell you all about Annoyong, the Korean exchange student, and how her American family's cat went missing?

Well, Madge beat me to it. And while I love making the-exchange-student-
killed-and-ate-your-cat jokes, I just can't bring myself to do it BECAUSE MADGE PLAYED DIRTY and posted this picture of the orphaned babies she found in the shed:

I particularly like the looks of the one on the bottom left. He's all: HA! I turn my back to you - kiss my tiny kitten ass!

It makes me want to rub my face against the back of his head and nestle him in my neck. But, alas, I cannot be his mommy because Deuce -- who was visiting at the time -- tried to eat one of the kittens. Plus, Gertrude made me sign a no-second-cat clause in our pre-nup.

Anyone interested in adopting a homeless, orphaned kitten that is being bottle-fed by Madge and her family? Contact Madge for details.