The Aggie and I were in the local pharmacy near our home when we ran across an easel with a gigantic portrait on it. The picture is of the makeup department's "trained" beauty professional. Instinctively I went to grab my camera from my purse. Curses! I had left it at home! But this was too good to pass up. So I had to beg the Aggie for his camera phone and have a talk with myself about whether it is right to post a picture of someone on here that's not famous or myself in order to mock it. I think we all know that my more sinister side won out. Be thankful that I am shameless, tactless and heartless:
I apologize for the poor quality of the photo. Like I mentioned, it was snapped with my husband's camera phone.
Her name is Barbara and she bills herself as a "Trained Beauty Advisor." Now you tell me, is this someone you would go to make you pretty? I think what bothers me most is the mouth. Its like she has an endless supply of lip liner that she stole from Jack Nicholson when he was filming the original Batman movie. Sorry Barbara, but the only thing you make me want to buy is anti-ghoul cream.
Also, Internet, please don't send me hate mail. Yes, I know that its mean. Yes, I know that I'm fat. Yes, I know all about sticks and stones breaking bones. So you don't have to lecture me on being a better person because I know how to behave. I choose not to. And I also choose to laugh at this picture. Its funny and scary all at the same time. And, just for those of you trying to save my moral soul, you will be comforted to know that on the way out of the pharmacy I donated $10 to a church youth group going to camp. So there, I paid my penance and my conscious is clear.
I apologize for the poor quality of the photo. Like I mentioned, it was snapped with my husband's camera phone.
Her name is Barbara and she bills herself as a "Trained Beauty Advisor." Now you tell me, is this someone you would go to make you pretty? I think what bothers me most is the mouth. Its like she has an endless supply of lip liner that she stole from Jack Nicholson when he was filming the original Batman movie. Sorry Barbara, but the only thing you make me want to buy is anti-ghoul cream.
Also, Internet, please don't send me hate mail. Yes, I know that its mean. Yes, I know that I'm fat. Yes, I know all about sticks and stones breaking bones. So you don't have to lecture me on being a better person because I know how to behave. I choose not to. And I also choose to laugh at this picture. Its funny and scary all at the same time. And, just for those of you trying to save my moral soul, you will be comforted to know that on the way out of the pharmacy I donated $10 to a church youth group going to camp. So there, I paid my penance and my conscious is clear.
3 comments:
damn...haha...you know she reminds me of someone. I think it is the lady from the adams family but with out the long hair. halley
You took the correct course of action. When the picture loaded, I jumped a bit as one would in a low budget haunted house. Eeeep, eeeep indeed.
She looks like she should be Elvira's mother or grandmother. Maybe I'll let her do my make-up for Halloween this year.
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