We've been waiting for our first trick or treater for an hour.
None has arrived.
Last year, we had about 300 kids. Seriously. We ran out of candy and had to shut down early, and Sonny the Pug was PISSED. He LOVES trick or treating because he LOVES little kids. We always dress him up and let him give out candy. He's always a huge hit. This year, the Aggie and I LOADED UP on supplies, anticipating the same sort of turnout. We spent $35 on candy this afternoon. And now no one is coming!
Sonny the Pug has even shrugged out of his Halloween bandanna and is shaking it violently. I know how he feels.
Damn, kids. They don't know what they're missing. I don't give out crap candy. We only give out the really good stuff. You'd think I have one of those "no candy here/sexual predator" signs in my yard.
I won't forget this, children. No, you'll rue the day you didn't trick or treat at Momma Pug's.
None has arrived.
Last year, we had about 300 kids. Seriously. We ran out of candy and had to shut down early, and Sonny the Pug was PISSED. He LOVES trick or treating because he LOVES little kids. We always dress him up and let him give out candy. He's always a huge hit. This year, the Aggie and I LOADED UP on supplies, anticipating the same sort of turnout. We spent $35 on candy this afternoon. And now no one is coming!
Sonny the Pug has even shrugged out of his Halloween bandanna and is shaking it violently. I know how he feels.
Damn, kids. They don't know what they're missing. I don't give out crap candy. We only give out the really good stuff. You'd think I have one of those "no candy here/sexual predator" signs in my yard.
I won't forget this, children. No, you'll rue the day you didn't trick or treat at Momma Pug's.
1 comments:
Poor Momma Pug!
To bad you live so far away. We took the girls to Catfish's neighborhood and they had a blast. Madgette finally took her heels off and began walking the streets barefoot.
BTW, don't forget a certain someone's b-day tomorrow. It just won't do to have an angry 6 year old. We are partying about 4:30 or 5:00 if you are interested. I think Catfish is going to swing bye- but she is in more of a swinging location than you.
Love ya!
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