Why am I doing such a thing?
Because my intestines are on Greenwich Mean Time.
So I have spent the last hour finding a medical care place that 1) accepts crazy people the week of Christmas 2) takes my insurance and 3) is somewhat close to my sister's house.
Luckily, I think I have found the perfect place. But if my luck counts for anything these days, then that "perfect place" will burn to the ground during the next four hours before it opens.
And I?
Will weep. And poop.
Pray for us. Because right now? I am totally ruining Christmas for everyone.
Because my intestines are on Greenwich Mean Time.
So I have spent the last hour finding a medical care place that 1) accepts crazy people the week of Christmas 2) takes my insurance and 3) is somewhat close to my sister's house.
Luckily, I think I have found the perfect place. But if my luck counts for anything these days, then that "perfect place" will burn to the ground during the next four hours before it opens.
And I?
Will weep. And poop.
Pray for us. Because right now? I am totally ruining Christmas for everyone.
2 comments:
I am sorry to hear that it has not gotten any better...
let us know what rare intestinal disease the doctor says you have.
The UPS tracking service says that the package is scheduled to arrive on 12/24. I sure hope so- they told us it wouldn't be there until 12/26.
OK- really need an update!
I have texted you twice with no response. So either you are dead or fully recovered and busy having a blast.
I need to know which one!
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