I have made it my sister's in Virginia.
My colon, however, is somewhere back in Alabama. It didn't get the memo that we were heading on vacation.
I wont go into details, but lets just say that if you need to know 30 or so places to take a dump between Houston, Texas and Richmond, Virginia, then just consider me an expert resource. I have road tested everything from McDonald's to Shell gas stations to roadside parks.
The Virginia state line has a particularly nice facility.
Colonial Williamsburg will not know what hit it.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA
The question is now this-- was it bad enough that you had to find a stack of tires?
AHHHH ha ha ha ha
oh yes- I am happy that you all made it safely to VA. I hope all the stops weren't to stressful for STP!
Madge: You are an asshole.
But I love anyway.
When Madge told me of your tale of woe, I had to see for myself. And I will admit, I laughed rather heartily. I'd make a snide comment, however, I'd think that Montezuma's Irony would come and hit me in the ass.
Anyone who laughs at Momma Pug and her incontinence will have to deal with me upon my return.
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