Scene: About 10 minutes ago. Me and the Aggie eating a dinner of pasta. In the far corner a giant fuzzy dog is pooping on the floor.
AGGIE: This (pauses and shrugs to indicated our home) is Dogshitistan, and I am the Prime Minister.
ME: (Snorts water out nose laughing.) Oh, honey! Congratulations, I know you always wanted to get into politics.
AGGIE: No. This is an appointed position. Not elected. It doesn't count.
ME: Oh. Well, still, you are Prime Minister. That has to count for something.
AGGIE: It's a caretaker position.
And.... SCENE.
AGGIE: This (pauses and shrugs to indicated our home) is Dogshitistan, and I am the Prime Minister.
ME: (Snorts water out nose laughing.) Oh, honey! Congratulations, I know you always wanted to get into politics.
AGGIE: No. This is an appointed position. Not elected. It doesn't count.
ME: Oh. Well, still, you are Prime Minister. That has to count for something.
AGGIE: It's a caretaker position.
And.... SCENE.
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