Being off from work for 20 days and suddenly returning is like going into a coma for 10 years then waking up and being expected to walk… RIGHT THE HELL NOW.
My brain isn't back on Real World Time yet. I'm still on Stay-Up-Til-Midnight-Then-Sleep-Til-Noon Standard Time. The adjustment of coming back to work is awful. I feel like I have jetlag but without the benefit of having traveled somewhere exotic.
All week its been getting gradually worse. Monday I just felt like I needed a cup of coffee. Tuesday I needed two cups of coffee and a nap after lunch. This morning I fell asleep in the bathtub soaking my re-wounded hip. (Thanks Washington D.C. tram ride!)
It appears that I am beyond coffee and catnap will do no good. I feel like I need to go to bed and wake up a week from Thursday. Unfortunately, this little thing called "work" doesn't allow for that.
Seriously, corporate America, when will you learn that nap rooms with recliners, staff massage therapists and Prozac salt-licks ARE necessary budget appropriations.
My brain isn't back on Real World Time yet. I'm still on Stay-Up-Til-Midnight-Then-Sleep-Til-Noon Standard Time. The adjustment of coming back to work is awful. I feel like I have jetlag but without the benefit of having traveled somewhere exotic.
All week its been getting gradually worse. Monday I just felt like I needed a cup of coffee. Tuesday I needed two cups of coffee and a nap after lunch. This morning I fell asleep in the bathtub soaking my re-wounded hip. (Thanks Washington D.C. tram ride!)
It appears that I am beyond coffee and catnap will do no good. I feel like I need to go to bed and wake up a week from Thursday. Unfortunately, this little thing called "work" doesn't allow for that.
Seriously, corporate America, when will you learn that nap rooms with recliners, staff massage therapists and Prozac salt-licks ARE necessary budget appropriations.
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FOR REAL!
I feel like my eyes are so dry they want to fall out of my eyes and go find a bath tub to go jump into...
This morning I found myself trying to fix a printer and laid my head down in frustration on it. I almost fell asleep on it!
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