Hand Jobs Are Like Flowers For Men

My husband just wrote something really, really sweet about your's truly. I think you all should go and read it then in the comments section tell him how wonderful of a guy he is. And I'm not just saying that in comparison to that jackass from "The Bachelor". (All though that douche bag makes Chris Brown look like husband of the year.)

I think it goes without saying that I'm totally giving the Aggie some flowers later.

READ ME!

Also? Right now, my own father is screaming at the computer screen. MY EYES! MY EYES! MY DAUGHTER JUST ALLUDED TO GIVING A HAND JOB. MY PRECIOUS, INNOCENT BABY GIRL, WHY DO YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!

He never knows what he might read when he comes to my Web site, but bless his heart he comes anyway. Sorry about the hand job bit, Dad.