3/9/09

Shooter On The Loose In Pearland

Seriously, criminals.

I'm getting real tired of your shit.

We chose this suburb because of its small-town feel. And now? People are being kidnapped and shot at randomly?

That sound you hear? It's our property value plummeting.

Consider yourself officially put on notice, criminals. Momma Pug is ready to go vigilante on your evil-doing asses.

Doesn't sound like a good enough threat?

Just remember... If Momma ain't happy then nobody's happy.

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