5/14/09

Not Participating

Tomorrow is National Bike to Work Day.

Guess who will not be partaking in this event?

If I were to participate, you might as well call it National Die Of A Heart Attack On Highway 288 Day.

Who am I kidding -- I'd never make it to the highway from my neighborhood. It'd be National Give Up Before I Got To The End Of My Street Day.

Other equally appropriate alternatives:

  • National Sweat Your Balls Off Day

  • National Chap Your Thighs Day

  • National Smell Like A Bag Lady Day

  • National I Will Never Be This Fucking Stupid Again Day

  • National Compose Your Own Obituary Before You Leave Your House Day

  • National This Sucks Way More Than Earth Day Day

  • National Walk Funny Because There Way A Tiny Bike Seat Up Your Ass For Three Hours Day
Any of you participating in this "stupit" idea?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

how bout scare the shit out of a biker day?
popeye

Anonymous said...

Or why don't if fucking rain day? Halley

grannybitch said...

I'm going to participate.....Just like I do on National No Smoking Day.

grannybitch said...

OK! I am tired of checking this blog and there is NOTHING! I know you are busy with work, pets, hubby and house work etc, but this is getting old. There are those of us who check it everyday for our daily fix of PUG OFF and it ain't there. Now get going!!!! And the Aggie ain't a lot better either. HE has wrote like once in 2 weeks. Am I gonna have to get PW after you?