6/4/09

Jon and Kate Plus Hate

Momma Pug thinks that if you repeatedly emmasculate your husband on national television every day for four years, then you shouldn't be surprised when the shit goes BAD. Nor should you be shocked when everyone sides with your long-suffering husband. Or -- and you might want to sit down for this one -- that most of us lowly normal people find your obsession with organic foods, fear of germs and need to control EVERY THING completely repulsive.

Kate, honey, I'm talking to you.

So you can imagine how it makes us feel to see you playing the victim. Kate, we don't buy it. (By we I mean anyone with a brain.) When we see you crying on the cover of People magazine? Pretty sure that you're formulating those tears in hopes of yet another payday. Which -- because life ain't fair --will totally happen for you.

Earstwhile that poor magnificint bastard you married is the one the media makes look like The Asshole Of The Century, practically setting your heafty divorce settlement up for you!

Well played, madam. Well played.

3 comments:

Cathryn said...

i can't help but watch that show sometimes because it is like a train wreck. I don't condone cheat but I told Mark I completely understand why he wanted to get away from his wife. They did an E story on them and in that one the husband was shown to be the good guy while his wife was the media and money hungry overbearing bitch. Judging by what I have seen on the show it is more likely the truth.

Anonymous said...

Kate is all about the money. I have no sympathy for her either. H.

Chonda said...

Well said...It's just sad the kids are put out there for the money...and hello I like you wonder how much jon would take before it came to a head..