7/31/09

A Conversation Between a Father and a Daughter

Me: Where are the figs you promised me?

Popeye: Figs are gone. You will have to settle for preserves. I have plain, strawberry and raspberry. I also have blue berry, red plum and muscadine jelly.

When you coming in to pick them up?

Me: When you bringing them to me?

Popeye: Sept. 5

(Side note: Sept. 5 is when the family is meeting in Pigeon Forge, TN to see Popeye's baby grandson, the exhalted first grandchild.)

Me: Asshole.

Popeye: Who you calling asshole, asshole?

Me: I reckon I got to have a baby for you to come see me.

Popeye: I don't go see the one I already have. Have them babies and bring them to see Popeye. Or move closer to home. There are many options.

You want me to ship you some goodies?

Me: I guess ship them. :(

Popeye: Po po arie, sob sob sob.

Me: You’s a mean bitch.

Popeye: Spoken like a true chip off the ole block. Quit talking to your dad like that. Honor thy father. Its in the book.

2 comments:

grannybitch said...

Make him give you a lot of red plum jelly! After all he DID steal the plums from me!

Anonymous said...

gb, dont forget i read this shit too. it aint stealing if you don't get caught. momma pug, you stuff is shipping today ups ground, should see wed. or thursday.
popeye