I know. I know. Stop with the hate mail already. Truth is, I've been investing all my time into launching the Ragmonster business. And, Internets, it is going great. This coming weekend the long-awaited Etsy shop will be up and running for myself and my mother. That's right people, this is a mother-daughter venture.
In fact, the entire family is involved. My dear friend Madge has spent her last weekends supporting and traveling with us to craft fairs and bazaars. She's in charge of bow-making and stuffing operations. Perhaps our most ardent supporter is my husband. He is vice-president of heavy lifting and official bagger of sold goods. My papa oversees the culinary side of things and woodworking. My bosom buddy Jenn is official jeweler.
Together, we are like a hurricane. We are unstoppable and extremely powerful. Occasionally there are casualties and destruction. You might even see Sean Penn running around with a rifle and rednecks floating their old ladies out of the trailer park on aluminum doors. Yeah, we're that POWERFUL. We're building an empire, bitches, so PLEASE come buy shit from us. That's right. A mere business won't do. And its all coming SOON too a computer near you.
Until then, please enjoy my muse and my latest creation:
(Sonny the Pug not included, but may be purchased for an additional cost. Fees and restrictions apply. Made in the USofA. Not available in Canada.)
In fact, the entire family is involved. My dear friend Madge has spent her last weekends supporting and traveling with us to craft fairs and bazaars. She's in charge of bow-making and stuffing operations. Perhaps our most ardent supporter is my husband. He is vice-president of heavy lifting and official bagger of sold goods. My papa oversees the culinary side of things and woodworking. My bosom buddy Jenn is official jeweler.
Together, we are like a hurricane. We are unstoppable and extremely powerful. Occasionally there are casualties and destruction. You might even see Sean Penn running around with a rifle and rednecks floating their old ladies out of the trailer park on aluminum doors. Yeah, we're that POWERFUL. We're building an empire, bitches, so PLEASE come buy shit from us. That's right. A mere business won't do. And its all coming SOON too a computer near you.
Until then, please enjoy my muse and my latest creation:
(Sonny the Pug not included, but may be purchased for an additional cost. Fees and restrictions apply. Made in the USofA. Not available in Canada.)
2 comments:
I love my ragmonsters you gave me! Nene would be so proud!
Knew the ragmonsters would be a big hit!! They are so cute. My two vampire ragmonsters guard my room.
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