5/2/10

Gertrude, ninja assassain

A family of blue birds mourn the loss of four family members in what authorities are describing as "a gruesome, mass slaughter."

While local law enforcement officers aren't prepared to give an exact motivation for the quadruple murder, they have catagorized the tragedy as a "hate crime."

While the details ate sketchy, authorities have identified one individual as a "person of interest."

Tonight the police are asking the public to help them locate this person who may have vital information that could assist with the investigation.



"Are you kidding me? They had it coming. Always chirping. Yeah, well, tweet THIS, focher."

-- Post From My iPhone

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