When it comes to planning travels, no one is more educated and classy

Me: Have you ever been to Helsinki?

Husband: Nope. Why?

Me: Helsinki now has opened the first Angry Birds store! We should go there… Also because I think those Viking countries look pretty cool.

Husband: Oh yeah. I'd love to go to Finland, Sweden and Iceland.

Me: Which one has all the dykes?

Husband: Holland. German probably has the most angry/ugly lesbians.