Comments on Pug Off: Unacceptable Alternatives to Bathing Deuce (Or So ...

TREE! You spouting your easy solution! CRAZY TALK!...

2009-05-02T09:44:00.000-05:00

TREE! You spouting your easy solution! CRAZY TALK!

Once -- years ago -- you told me: "Your head will hurt less if you stop trying to apply logic where there is none."

TRUER WORDS! NEVER SPOKEN!

Why didn't you just put him in the backyard and ch...

2009-05-01T20:33:00.000-05:00

Why didn't you just put him in the backyard and chase him around with the hose?

Of course Momma Pug doesn't think it counts. She w...

2009-04-30T22:24:00.000-05:00

Of course Momma Pug doesn't think it counts. She was POWN!D.

Go Rockets.

The Aggie is a liar. The game is about to start an...

2009-04-30T20:33:00.000-05:00

The Aggie is a liar. The game is about to start and the Silky isn't washed...

UPDATE....

The Aggie just ran to the bathroom with Deuce because he saw I was calling him a liar on the interwebs. The dog is now being bathed HURRIEDLY before the game starts.

Met thinks that this doesn't count...

There IS no conflict. Deuce will get a bath before...

2009-04-30T15:48:00.000-05:00

There IS no conflict. Deuce will get a bath before the Rockets game and you will all behave.

I have spoken.

Sorry! You two don't have to final vote on this on...

2009-04-30T14:58:00.000-05:00

Sorry! You two don't have to final vote on this one. And I will fight you guys on this one! Ha!

Halley: Talk to your mother. She has already commi...

2009-04-29T17:32:00.000-05:00

Halley: Talk to your mother. She has already committed and we all know that there are NO takes-ies backs-ies in this family.

Oh hell no he isn't coming to stay here! I have me...

2009-04-29T16:04:00.000-05:00

Oh hell no he isn't coming to stay here! I have meet that little shit. Take him to the groomers you slackers! HAHA!

Aunt Halley

Do you hear that Aggie? Pack Deuce's shit he's goi...

2009-04-29T15:49:00.000-05:00

Do you hear that Aggie? Pack Deuce's shit he's going to live with Granny Bitch!

Shame on Steward too! Deuce can stay with me and R...

2009-04-29T11:29:00.000-05:00

Shame on Steward too! Deuce can stay with me and Rio and Charlie (who was roliing in a bug he squished this AM) anytime and don't think he and I won't plot our revenge.... And we are VERY good at getting even.

MEGAN? YOU'RE PREGGO?

2009-04-29T09:22:00.000-05:00

MEGAN? YOU'RE PREGGO?

I've got it. Waterboarding.

2009-04-29T09:14:00.000-05:00

I've got it. Waterboarding.

I figured you had. I had forgotten (like everythi...

2009-04-29T00:42:00.000-05:00

I figured you had. I had forgotten (like everything else lately...damn preggo brain) that you are used to doggy ear problems with STP.

Oh yes, Megs -- we totally checked every orifice. ...

2009-04-28T20:30:00.000-05:00

Oh yes, Megs -- we totally checked every orifice. This is definitely something that he has gotten into and coated himself with. Its all over his entire body. Whatever he has rolled around in was 1) dead and 2) in the SLIMY throws of decomposition. (Did I mention he is also sticky?)

That's not to say we dont have an ear problem. Puggy has the stinkiest, funkiest, gunkiest ears on the planet earth. And his face folds are yucky too. Once Madge totally stuck her finger in his wringle and pulled out a BLACK, wet finger. He is always at the vet having his "yeast rolls" treated. I believe the medical term for this Stinky Gook-atis of the Flaps.

GRANNY BITCH! For shame! How can you take his side. Next time we go out of town he is coming to stay with you! I will remember your betrayal!

Those of you complaining about the smell in Houston... the smell of egg fart and paper plant? Yeah, sorry that's just Deuce.

Have you checked his ears? (Probably a dumb quest...

2009-04-28T20:07:00.000-05:00

Have you checked his ears? (Probably a dumb question)

Shame on YOU BOTH! You take that baby and give him...

2009-04-28T19:57:00.000-05:00

Shame on YOU BOTH! You take that baby and give him a nice bubbly shampoo and a blow dry and nice comb out. I NEVER believed all the lies you TWO tell on him. Shame on YOU BOTH! Love you Ducey.

I like numbers 1,2,3 and 5. I think #2 would be g...

2009-04-28T17:15:00.000-05:00

I like numbers 1,2,3 and 5.

I think #2 would be great just leave the top open and give Deuce a snorkel.

-everette

Shitty list. Hate it.

2009-04-28T14:48:00.000-05:00

Shitty list. Hate it.